The rhyme at the bottom of the card is written in Swabian dialect. Here's my best effort at making it rhyme in English:
A farmer made the choice one day
To take a trip on the Swabian train;
Goes to the counter and tips his hat:
"A ticket, please - thank you for that!"
He'd bought himself a goat that day,
And so he wouldn't run away;
He tied him with a piece of rope
To the back of the railway coach.