And, be careful, he's armed with bad rhymes. The one below only works if you pronounce 'worse' like the Three Stooges: 'woyse'. Either way, it's still a bad rhyme.
This rhyme's not so great either.
These cards were all posted, but only the last one has an interesting message:
The card is addressed to Miss Alice Owens, with a message that reads:
Alice I have been very ill and wish I would have met you to have you nurse me hoping I have that pleasure very soon wish i knew you as well as I do that brother of yours but I think you are cuter
Billy the kid